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该游戏和文章已然成了看音频的猪腰必不可少。就算该游戏不如会帮子了再上看；刷完音频也不能选择退出，左滑进来文章区看一看网民的天分造形。
英语网络中的该游戏中文网站并没它的强悍劲敌YouTube因而大的规模。在YouTube上虽没该游戏，但文章区看似跟B站有著许多共同之处，你看。
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抢椅子
First!
For some unknown reason, many people feel like its an accomplishment to leave the first comment on a video. Thus, youll find a "First!" comment on nearly every video, especially if youre among the first viewers.无人知晓什么其原因，许多人真的在音频上面遗留下第三条文章是一类创举。因而你会辨认出基本上每两个音频上面都没法文章第三！，假如你是头一大批点进来的特别能看见此种文章。
Nowadays, YouTube only lets you sort comments by the best first or newest first. So even if anyone cared (which they dont), theres really no way to see who was first. If you somehow stumble upon a video with zero comments, resist the temptation to leave this comment. Add something of value instead.现如今，YouTube只容许你按新一代文章或最差文章次序。因而即便没法想看（没法），也吗没配套措施晓得谁是第三。假如你无意中辨认出了两个没文章的音频，请杯葛遗留下此种文章的驱使，文章点有用的小东西。
抢第三那个生活习惯在B站也是长久以来，奥尔奈该游戏里会恰似十分多的第三。那时该游戏和文章区也会遗留下许多xx两分钟、刚出锅 炭火、山芋，表示自己看见那个音频的这时候，该音频是多长天数前收到的，好似谁的天数短谁才是真爱粉那样。
有厌倦这类该游戏的使用者就会火速遗留下上面请观赏笔试依此类推排位这样的该游戏以之还击。
这就是座机画质吗？
Was This Filmed on a Potato?
Youre always sure to find a comment like this on videos of extremely poor quality. Whether its old and recorded on primitive hardware, or is instead shaky or out of focus, someone always points it out. If youre actually able to record a video with a potato, please let us know.你一定会在画质极差的音频里找到这样的文章。要么是老音频，要么是用原始设备拍的，或者是画面摇晃没对准焦，总会没法这么文章。不过假如你吗能用土豆录制音频，请告知我们。
B站也不乏许多画质糟糕的音频，多集中于鬼畜区。这些年代久远的音频画质堪忧丝毫没阻挡它成为鬼畜顶流音频的素材，甚至糟糕的画质本身就是鬼畜揶揄调侃的一部分。
没法20xx年还在看那个吗？
Is Anyone Else Watching This in 20xx?
Find a popular YouTube video thats been around for years, or a music video of an old song, and youre sure to see this comment. Many others have watched the video this year and will continue to do so for years to come.搜两个流行多年的YouTube音频或者一首老歌的MV，你肯定会看见此种文章。许多人今年看了这段音频，在今后几年里也会没法看。
这一点在中文网络的音频中也十分常见，2021年回来留言、2019年还在看在某些值得回味的音乐音频或者其他经典音频中简直是一道景观。
看下我的频道！
Check Out My Channel!
You’ll often see people leave comments on videos asking others to check out their channel. A lot of the time the linked channels arent anything special. Sometimes these commenters are young kids who say they "dont have a chance" in an attempt to get sympathy. Its difficult to gain a following on YouTube, but you should do so by creating quality content instead of begging for views.你经常会看见人们在音频上留言要求其他人逛下他们的频道。大多数这时候链接的频道没什么特别的。有这时候这些文章者都是小孩儿，说自己没流量，试图获得同情。在YouTube上获得影迷的确很难，但你应该通过创建高质量的内容来做到这一点，而不是乞求浏览量。
点踩的都是什么心态？
Witty Dislike Comments
Unless the owner disables the function, YouTube lets everyone see how many likes/dislikes a video has. On videos with mostly likes, people will often leave a comment "explaining" why the small number of people disliked the video. For instance, someone might comment "50k people got so hyped that they hit the dislike button by accident".除非音频博主禁用该功能，否则YouTube可以让每个人看见两个音频有多少赞/踩。在大多数人喜欢的音频上，人们通常会遗留下文章解释为什么少数人不喜欢那个音频。例如，没法可能会文章说：有5万人嗨到意外按了踩。
因为YouTube有给音频点踩的功能，因而看见踩数的人可能就会在文章里嘲讽与自己喜好不同人，不仅要抨击人家不分场合说话，甚至会上升到人身攻击。
引用音频里的某句话
Quoting the Video
Dont have anything witty to say? Why not just take a quote from the video and paste it as your comment? This is a common sight. Whether its because people are just lazy or because they want to garner as many pointless thumbs-up ratings as possible, were not sure.实在没什么文章好写吗？为什么不直接从音频中引用一句话粘贴成文章呢？此种现象太常见了。不懂是因为人们太懒还是他们想获得尽可能多的毫无意义的点赞。
但直接把音频里的某句话搬运到文章区里说出来在B站可能纯粹就是认同up主的观点，某些这时候可能也是用来开玩笑。直接引用音频文本的目的可以有许多，不能是像YouTube里那样许多都有抄袭骗赞嫌疑。
有谁是因为xxx来的吗？
Anyone Else Here Because of...?
Heres another one youll see on all sorts of videos. A music track featured in a video game, an original video referenced by a remixer, and similar ones always have comments like this. Its great that youre expanding your horizons like this, but you really dont need to let everyone know how you found the video.各种音频里你都可能见到此种文章。游戏里的音乐原声音频，混音师提到的原音乐音频，类似此种的都会出现这条文章。能这样拓宽阅片挺好的，但你吗不必让别人晓得你是怎么找到那个音频的。
在B站这类该游戏或者文章简直太多，音乐原声带的相关音频自不必说，另外因为音频底下都会有推荐音频，因而这些推荐音频上面很难不出现从xxx那儿来这样的文章/该游戏。
我刚刚看了啥？
What Did I Just Watch?
Similar to the "Im in the weird part of YouTube again" comment, this one is another stale response. If the video really was weird, why not talk about what makes it so strange instead of leaving this bland remark?跟我那时逛到YouTube奇怪的分区了这条文章类似，我刚刚看了啥？这条也是被用烂了。假如音频吗很奇怪，为啥不直接说奇怪的其原因呢，留这条毫无意义的文章干嘛？
表示自己宁愿临终时也在看那个音频
Your Final Moments
To express how much they love a video, youll often see people leave a comment like these:为了表示自己多么喜欢一条音频，你经常会看见没法文章说：
1.best hour of my life. 人生中最棒的一小时
2.I hope people didn’t die watching this. 我希望看这条音频的人没因而故去
3.Doctor: You have one hour to live. 医生：你只有一小时可活了
Me: (Opens this video) 我：（打开了这条音频）
I dont know if watching a YouTube video would be in my short list of what to do in my final hours, but I think Ill need a doctor if I see another one of these comments.我无人知晓道我的遗愿清单里会不能有一条是必须得看某个音频，但我真的我就算再看见此种文章我就得看医生了。
后面这几条YouTube的文章现象在中文网络上并不太常见，B站的该游戏自然也有文章没的体验。
比方说可以在心爱的音频下与其他正在看音频的小伙伴打招呼——另外3个朋友你们好啊——虽说人家可能在进度条的后面，看不到你的惺惺相惜，但丝毫不妨碍后来者辨认出同好并找到归属感。
Notes
stumble [ˈstʌmbl] v 跌跌撞撞地走
primitive [ˈprɪmətɪv] adj 原始的；远古的
stale [steɪl] adj 陈腐的；没新意的；老掉牙的
编辑：李雪晴
